[KellyAdmirer]

The only ones who get a kick out of my computer knowledge are my mom and dad, and that ain't sexy.

[AF68]

You violated one of the cardinal rules of techno-sexuality: Never give your parents a computer unless you're prepared to become their perpetual help desk -- 'til death do you part. Just buy yourself a "cool messenger bag" and hope someone someone doesn't beat you up because they think you're gay.

[elmer fudd]

I once did a job for a cute Korean woman who kept flirting with me while I was installing cable internet service for her. I think she was far more interested in having someone straighten out her basketcase of a computer than she was in an overweight, thirtysomething, married guy though.

Still it's amazing how good a job you'll do when it's for a pretty woman who's batting her eyes at you.