My team is going to kick all your butts.....Oh wait, I don't even have players yet. Never mind the first part of this post.
It's not too early to say that your choke artist team would be better off playing the Mary-Jane-clad girls of Our Lady of Grace girl's school. Don't forget to tie your team's pig-tails up properly before their games so they'll look their best before getting their teeth shoved down their throats.