No, whoopi, my dear... he's no boy... what I have here in front of me is all man... oh yeah... 1000% pure corn pone american male... right here.. right now... right in front of me... and he's all mine... I found him... I get to keep him... he's my fiesty little tiger, the ying to my yang... and he's almost as manly as thereeeeeza.
And almost as rich too.
Ah gee, these pictures are making me sick. Your caption made me laugh and want to puke at the same time.