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DFU SONG: Beauty and the Beast (Kerry and Edwards love fest...which one is the *****)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 7-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 07/09/2004 4:16:09 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
They both have cute hair...we are all aware
They look longingly...true love's what we see
They are quite a pair
They have found their niche...this is really rich
As they're rubbing thighs...questions will arise
Which one is the ***** ?(fill in a rhyming word of your choice for "rich")
They're the party's best...do they shave their chest?
Little girls shout ---- "Ewwwww, they creep me out"
What a weird love fest
Magic when they touch...it is too, too much
Barney Frank is glum...he cannot get some
When they date, it's Dutch
They have found their niche...this is really rich
As they're rubbing thighs...questions will arise
Which one is the ***** ?(fill in a rhyming word of your choice for "rich")
As they're rubbing thighs...questions will arise
Which one is the ***** ?(fill in a rhyming word of your choice for "rich")
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: creepsusout; edwards; kerry; touchyfeely
To: doug from upland
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posted on
07/09/2004 4:25:45 PM PDT
by
mass55th
To: mass55th
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posted on
07/09/2004 4:28:01 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
07/09/2004 4:34:51 PM PDT
by
Dog
To: doug from upland
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posted on
07/09/2004 5:50:00 PM PDT
by
End_Clintonism_Now
(MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL CLINTON!)
To: Dog
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posted on
07/09/2004 8:33:01 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
07/09/2004 8:34:55 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
To: doug from upland
Whom do I see to make me a T-shirt that asks:
Isn't Freeze Dried and Blow Dried a bit much?
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posted on
07/09/2004 8:37:33 PM PDT
by
harrowup
(Just naturally perfect and humble of course)
To: P-Marlowe
Thanks for linking it here. Isn't that just so sweet and special?
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posted on
07/09/2004 8:49:32 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
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