[capocchio]

buy yourself a crying towel.

Actually I'm more partial to beer, it can be used in many situations. As to re-reading this thread, I find that experience in my case more deserving of a celebratory use of beer than otherwise. You might want to stick with the towel.

You can beg,but it's still no pardons

This seems to belie a difficulty with polite (dare I say gentlemanly) discourse, a difficulty which is apparent from your posts. So does the "nopardons" handle mean you tend to lean away from good manners and calm reason?

[nopardons]

Then by all means...have that watered down beer.

I am calm,I am civil,but I can't be "gentlemanly",as I am a LADY. Howsoever,if you are a male,you have not been "gentlemanly" and if a female,you've been most unladylike.:^)