Sure you are, frootloop.
"I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach. I track and move and decoy and play games and try to outsmart them. You know, you kind of play the wind. That's hunting," said Kerry.
What do y'all suppose he's hunting? Earthworms or boy-toys?
Hard to say what he is hunting but I would guess he isn't killing much. But it sounds like a good plan if you are a faker and don't want to shoot and clean anything. Well that is except your clothes.