[Lazamataz]

"As I drove by the woman pulled her shirt up almost over her head," exposing her breasts, Abraham said Wednesday.

I can just picture this guy sobbing and dabbing his eyes with a hanky as he said this.

[Xenalyte]

"The strip joint? It was horrible. Tall, blonde, big-breasted women all over the place. I damn near puked." (Rodney Carrington)