[grellis]

"If I were offered the 10,000 square foot home of my dreams, free of charge"

Don't hold your breath.

The operative word here being if. If that were to happen, I would continue to live in my 1600 square foot, double-mortgaged, 113 year old shack on my postage stamp piece of property. I'd rather smell lindens and roses than decomposing trash.

[Max Combined]

"I'd rather smell lindens and roses than decomposing trash."

You would not smell decomposing trash if you were to live on top of a closed landfill, your delusions notwithstanding.