You didn't think you guys were immune, did you? Don't worry, though. I will not be boycotting Heineken. :-)
Try Grolsch's "Het Kanon" ("The Canon"). It is the MOAB.
By the way, "you guys" does not really apply to me, I'm not Dutch, but very significant members of my family are.
I'm not happy that this guy got through security at Schipol.