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Swap First Ladies? [Reading time: 20 seconds]
NewsMax ^
| 7/14/04
| John L. Perry
Posted on 07/14/2004 7:42:54 PM PDT by wagglebee
Undecided about whom to vote for for president? Simple. Just place a mental image of Laura Bush alongside that of Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz-Kerry.
Then ask yourself: Do you really want to trade in America's first lady?
TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: laurabush; teresaheinzkerry
It's tough to make the decision any simpler than this.
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posted on
07/14/2004 7:42:57 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
To: wagglebee
John Kerry outsourced his bride...
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posted on
07/14/2004 7:44:49 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Ronald Reagan - The first anti-terror President.)
To: wagglebee
Reading time: less than 20 seconds.
Revulsion time at prospect of a swap: more than 20 seconds.
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posted on
07/14/2004 7:50:53 PM PDT
by
rhema
To: wagglebee
Short answer: HECK NO!
Laura even bakes better cookies, for Pete's sake!
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posted on
07/14/2004 8:18:42 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(Get in the fight today: Freepmail me to get on your state's KerryTrack Ping list!)
To: wagglebee
Thereeeeeeeeza could improve her image 10-fold by shaving her butt and learning to walk backwards on all fours.
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posted on
07/14/2004 8:25:44 PM PDT
by
randog
To: Army Air Corps
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posted on
07/14/2004 10:53:10 PM PDT
by
skr
(Tired of Tirkut Teddy and Najaf Nancy)
To: wagglebee
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posted on
07/14/2004 11:00:21 PM PDT
by
kayak
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