The definition of a drinking problem...2 hands but only 1 mouth.
The definition of a firearms problem...3 guns but only 2 hands.
Reminds me of a line from the movie "Unforgiven," where the one-armed deputy is checking and reloading his revolvers.
The other deptuty says something like, "Damn, you've got three guns, but only one arm!" His response was, "I don't want to die from a lack of shooting back!"
Mark