They ain't metrosexuals.
Just call them Fops.
Look up 'fop' in the dictionary.
I am a Dapper Dan man. I don't want Fop.
Kerry-Edwards campaign-stop colloquy: "Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly."
"Lord Rockingham" of the cult fop band "The Upper Crust" was actually Ted Widmer, a staffer in the Clinton White House. It's not unusual for graduates of prep schools and Harvard to be foppish, but "New Democrat" Widmer and his band went way over the top in advertising it.