You are being cruelly sarcastic and un-feeling. Where is your compassion?
Poor Gigolo John, probably had to make do without a Valet and give up lobster and caviar. The man suffered and it still shows in his face. That face that makes us suffer to look at.
I'd love to see him in uniform when he went to school in Switzerland. We think he's a dork now!! Bwahahahah It's gotta be a hum dinger.
I wonder what his nick name was. Kids are cruel but usually hit the nail on the head. Let's see-How about Longfellow!!