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1 posted on 07/19/2004 12:50:01 PM PDT by John Jorsett

To: John Jorsett

Man, I'd sure hate like hell to be snipped. Sounds painful as all git out.

2 posted on 07/19/2004 12:51:57 PM PDT by Billthedrill

To: John Jorsett

"Snipped?"

I take it you haven't seen Andy Dick's new reality Series on MTV entitled "Who Wants To Be Andy Dick's Assistant?"

The losers get snipped.

5 posted on 07/19/2004 12:57:19 PM PDT by semaj ("....by their fruit you will know them.")

To: John Jorsett

alternatively you will be SNIPPED

ouch!

7 posted on 07/19/2004 1:00:24 PM PDT by meadsjn

To: John Jorsett

Nigerian Circumcision-Assassinations are no laughing matter!

8 posted on 07/19/2004 1:07:46 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Stop thinking, and end your problems. — Lao Tzu)

To: John Jorsett

The last Nigerian Scam message that I got was from 'Engineer Bola Johnson' (get it? E.Bola Johnson. yuk yuk).

Wonder if "TOWOGBOLA .A.JOHNSON SECRETARY" is a relative?

9 posted on 07/19/2004 1:15:18 PM PDT by wbill

To: John Jorsett

Maybe the 419'ers found out what "FREEPERS RULE DUERS DROOL" really means.

11 posted on 07/19/2004 1:29:30 PM PDT by Fudd (Or that fish really are not telephones)

To: John Jorsett

Just as long as they don't threaten to increase my mortgage rates, to force me to buy prescriptions at the local pharmacy after seeing a doctor, or to reduce the size or strength of my organ.

12 posted on 07/19/2004 1:35:42 PM PDT by Atlas Sneezed (Your Friendly Freeper Patent Attorney)

To: John Jorsett

Your death has been paid for by someone you offended sometime ago

Uh oh.

13 posted on 07/19/2004 1:37:47 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge

To: John Jorsett

Check out www.419eater.com for a good laugh at how some people get their own back on these jokers. Check out the trophy room where you can see some of the pictures they make them send over. I’ve included a couple of funny ones here.

14 posted on 07/19/2004 2:28:07 PM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (A proud member of the self-preservation society)

To: John Jorsett

Yeah, you guys go ahead and make fun. Look here what may be in store for YOU!

Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death
Reuters ^ | Oct. 10, 2003 | unknown staff

Posted on 10/11/2003 9:59:34 AM CDT by wildbill

Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten to Death Fri October 10, 2003 10:53 AM ET BANJUL (Reuters) - A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia on Thursday, police said. A police spokesman told Reuters that Baba Jallow was killed by about 10 people in the town of Serekunda, nine miles from the capital Banjul.

Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure.

The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraid to shake hands, and he urged people not to believe reports of "vanishing" genitals. Belief in sorcery is widespread in West Africa.

Seven alleged penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs in Ghana in 1997.

16 posted on 07/19/2004 2:56:56 PM PDT by wildbill

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