[theophilusscribe]

doesn't know where they are

Sure. After he shredded them, burned them, and cast the ashes into the Atlantic ocean, he really doesn't know where they are . . . . unless you count the ones he sold to _______________ (enter name of enemy of American interests) in order to discredit the "evil" Bush administration. </ sarcasm>

[cake_crumb]

"After he shredded them, burned them, and cast the ashes into the Atlantic ocean..."

...Accidentally, of course.