I wanna know about Trident Sugarless Gum's advertisements that say "4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum."
What's up with that fifth dentist? It can't be that he thinks chewing gum is bad, because the survey was about "patients who chew gum." Does he recommend that patients who chew gum should chew gum with teeth-rotting sugars? Is that dentist just selfishly protecting his own business by encouraging behavior that will increase cavities in his patients? Or does he know something about the people at Trident, something so sinister and clandestine that disclosure would set off a panic among the gum-chewing world?
America deserves to know!!!
What about Grape Nuts? Look in the box. No grapes, no nuts! I DEMAND ANSWERS!