[Tamzee]

Watergate... a failed theft against a political party

Socksgate... a repeated, successful theft and still missing tippiest-top secret terrorism documents from our National Archives by a former National Security Advisor trying to impede an investigation into the murder of 3000 Americans.

[John Lenin]

We don't have to adopt all the Democrats' traits – incessant lying, utter shamelessness, criminal behavior and lots of crying