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Posted on 07/22/2004 8:48:32 AM PDT by Spackidagoosh
Why invade France?
Let's get our money back During World War II the U.S. Spent $288 Billion on kicking the crap out of Nazi Germany. Apparently France didn't and never will appreciate this. Therefore, we propose their paying us back
U.S. Cost of WWII: $288,000,000,000
--Adjusted for Inflation: $2,091,000,000,000
Current French Population: 60,180,529
Amount Each Frenchman Needs to Pay: $34,745.46
Average French Salary/Year: $19,208
Number of Years Each Frenchmen Gets to Work as America's Bitch: 1.8
They're a little too buddy-buddy with the bad guys The War on Terror has France objecting? We know, heaven forbid we blow up some folks who were going to blow themselves up anyway.
We know the fellow to the left certainly looks like a "take-no-prisoners" all-action sort of guy, but really we hear he's quite the softy, no fooling!
With people like him "leading" their country, they're going to surrender to Al-Qaeda if we don't get there soon...
Post-Surrender Paris Apparently Makes a Great Kodak Moment
What you can't see in this photo is the millions of French-men who rose up to drive Hitler out of the country. The funny thing is that you can't see them in any photo from the time... (Caution: Rhetorical question ahead...) Wonder why we can't see them?
American girls still think France is "Romantic" Try going there ladies, you have been brainwashed by the movies. Paris is dirty and full of prostitutes (Kind of like Vegas), the wine has been whored all over the world so you have nothing good left (Think Napa-Valley), and the men all look perpetually constipated (Sort of like San Francisco, but it may or may not be for the same reason).
Once a colonial power, all of their countries SUCKED Vietnam- Hey, thanks guys! Haiti- Oops, that's not working out too well either. ANTARTICA- Why the heck did they want that? Canada- Nice try, but it's no America.
There isn't enough of their stuff to boycott Who wants to spend time memorizing what brand of lingerie is patriotic for the misses to buy? Besides, the boycott doesn't seem to be affecting the French. But we can think of one statement that they'll hear loud and clear: "Surrender now or face the wrath of an army of drunken prostitutes".
Great idea! France as America's Bitch!
Saddle up!
Invade France..?
Hell no! The war would only last 15 minutes, but the post-war aftermath would be a mess.
We would be unable to govern those filthy barbaric people.
I bet tha biker wished he had a car antenna to whip "orange boy's" ass!
Yuck! I think we should go and salt the earth...it must be located on an ancient burial ground.
That picture says it all.
Those people are doing everything they can to stop him from winning. Last year..the person slinging the shopping bad handles over his bike handlebars.
Sure Frenchies, that was an accident...
Some of the crap they have pulled this year just shows why France is losers.
I hope Lance wins.
Boy, this is so stupid it's not even worth replying to.
And it would be so easy to do.
Its a joke, man! Lighten up a little!
Can't stand Lance for dropping the wife that stood by his side throught the tough years, but I still hope he wins....just to stick it to the bastards.
Why would we want to?
But, you did!
(Ominous voice):John Kerry wants these people as our allies and feels that we should apologize and mend fences.
Kerry-wrong for America.
Voice of Dubya: I'm George W. Bush and I approved this ad.
Did France surrender yet? :)
awesome site!
Four thousand dollars on the drum,
For those who’ll volunteer to come
And enlist to fight the foe today,
Over the hills and far away.
O’er the hills, we will attack
Afghanistan and then Iraq;
George Bush commands and we obey,
Over the hills and far away.
When duty calls me, I must go
To stand and face another foe;
But part of me will always stray
Over the hills and far away.
O’er the hills, from sea to land,
Iraq, and then on to Iran;
George Bush commands and we obey,
Over the hills and far away.
If I should fall to fight no more,
As many comrades did before,
Then ask the pipes and drums to play
"Over the hills and far away".
O’er the hills, pro patria,
Iran and then Arabia;
George Bush commands and we obey,
Over the hills and far away.
Then fall in, lads, behind the drum,
With colours blazing like the sun,
Along the road to come what may,
Over the hills and far away.
O’er the hills we will advance,
Through Belgium, Germany, and France;
George Bush commands and we obey,
Over the hills and far away."
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