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Here's some rumored fundraising events that the Dems plan to conduct here in Boston:

Bill Clinton with set up a "Kiss the Slick Willy" booth.

Hillary Clinton will auction off a midnight "Vince Foster" suicide / murder reenactment on the Boston Common.

Al Gore will visit the Myogyo Ji Buddist Temple of Greater Boston, participants are asked to bring a large brown bag with handles or empty suitcase.

Ted Kennedy will give rides across the Zakim Bridge ala Chappaquiddick (July 18,1969).

Barney Frank will give a "guided" tour of the Back Bay.

Jimmy Carter will go rabbit hunter on the Charles.

Rob Lowe will photgraph two females, one of legal age the other not at a hotel of their choice.

John Edwards will conduct a midnight seance at the Granary Burial Grouds & conjure up spirits (not to mention votes & future clients).

The most sought after ticket will be the Copley Hotel tour by John Kerry. He'll visit the washroom where his grandfather blew his brains out on November 21, 1921.

Enjoy!