Our guy vs theirs.
Posted on 07/27/2004 1:03:36 PM PDT by Kaslin
Woke up this morning, I was feeling quite weird Had flies in my beard, my toothpaste was smeared Over my window, they'd written my name Said, so long, we'll see you again Hey, mr. spaceman Won't you please take me along I won't do anything wrong Hey, mr. spaceman Won't you please take me along for a ride
- From the Byrds' "Mr. Spaceman"
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What was he thinking? Or was he thinking? Did John Kerry forget how that widely ridiculed photo opportunity in the Army tank deflated the presidential campaign of his mentor Michael Dukakis?
Apparently not. Sen. Kerry continues to face fallout from his widely ridiculed photo opportunity at Cape Canaveral.
He must have thought wearing a baby-blue anti-contamination suit would somehow make him appear tough and less elitist than usual. The New York Post, however, in the lead story "BOSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM," with the secondary headline "Spaceman Kerry's goofy photo flub," today noted he looked instead like the sperm Woody Allen played in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex but Were Afraid to Ask."
"The GOP effort to pull a 'Dukakis' on Kerry is shifting into
high gear," the Associated Press reported today.
But Kerry seems eager to pull a Dukakis on himself.
Republican chairman Ed Gillespie said, "We just thought it was a great photo."
Look Who's 'Stupid'
Perhaps the senator had to decontaminate himself from the first night of the Democrat convention.
Over at the GOP war room, Minnesota's excellent new U.S. senator, Norm Coleman, noted the presence of a certain anti-American left-wing hatemonger at the Bush-bashing Beantown bash.
"We had Michael Moore in the presidential box, someone who said
Americans are stupid," Coleman pointed out. "Michael Moore sits with President Jimmy Carter in his box. Is that the foreign policy coming out of this convention? Does that demonstrate the party's commitment to make tough decisions?"
Well, at least they've managed so far to hide Dukakis. And his junior-size helmet.
It's from another thread titled John Kerry proclaims Michael Moore's colon cancer free.
We need a photoshop pic of Lynndie England holding a leash attached to him...
"You either is or you isn't and they isn't"
Suggested theme song for the Kerry campaign, Delbert McClintock, singing, "Lipstick, powder and paint, is you is or is you ain't".
The rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.
Perfect! Your time and hard work were worth it!
>>>>>It's more than the outfit, it's that Kerry is on his hands and knees, looking like a dog or a beggar. It's a submissive posture. Leaders don't crawl on the ground like an animal.<<<<<<<<<<<
Exactly. He looks like he is ready to receive if you know what I mean. He is a weak person in so many ways and this shows that to the rest of the world.
We must not pile on!!! I despise John Kerry and everything he stands for politically and personally but the softer side of me is beginning to feel sorry for him on a personal level. He is a geek, no doubt, but many people side with geeks, defend them and feel empathy for them.
OK--now I know what you were talking about!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
Reminds me of Woody Allen's movie, I think it was "Everything you always wanted to know about Sex.." where he plays a sperm!!
Anyone have a digital image of the NY Post frontpage "Boston, We Have a Problem"?
Hey morons! You can't fake "macho", so give it up already, girlie-men!
I know.
I can't believe anybody can take him seriously.
And it's conceivable that he could win in November!
Aaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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