We found that your troll was...
[ ] Incomprehensible
[ ] Offensive
[ ] Just plain stupid
[ ] Without merit
[ ] Grammatically incorrect
[ ] Laced with spelling and punctuation errors
[ ] Laden with circular reasoning
[ ] Laced with misunderstandings of basic scientific principles
[ ] Somewhat too revealing of your minimal mental abilities
[ ] Too similar to other trolls submitted by candidates in the past.
You could improve your troll considerably by...
[ ] Including a few actual facts.
[ ] Taking remedial English lessons
[ ] Mentioning that you are a professional.
[ ] Stating more falsehoods as facts than you already have.
[ ] Swearing more.
[ ] Including more colorful personal insults.
[ ] Using the phrases "you people" or "those people" more.
[ ] Modifying your insults to cover larger groups of people at once.
[ ] Ranting incoherently.
[ ] Using religious or racial slurs.
[ ] Using the words "junk", "crap", "garbage", "toy", "flimsy" and "Professional" more frequently.
[ ] Using childish taunts.
[ ] Including fake laughter such as "ha ha ha" or "har de har de har".
[ ] Focusing on just one outrageous topic will give your troll more punch.
[ ] Ignoring any facts, and using more absolutes in your troll.
[ ] Using all capital letters.
[ ] Focusing more on those areas in which "your" political party is better than "their" political party.
[ ] Exaggerate more, you need not be limited by facts. the
Please get a...
[ ] life
[ ] grip
[ ] job
[ ] clue
[ ] book on basic conservatism
[ ] note from your mom
[ ] real political view
You should...
[ ] Have someone who can read review your postings.
[ ] Save your postings out and think later if you really want to send them.
[ ] Take your meds.
[ ] Not have "one for the road" next time.
[ ] Stay in school.
[ ] Think about other people's feelings before you post.
[ ] Get your ego boost some other way.
[ ] Realize that by trolling a group you hurt everyone, not just the people you are mad at.
Suggested other activities besides trolling.
[ ] Posting something constructive.
[ ] Helping someone else.
[ ] Spending some time with your family instead of on the Internet.
[ ] Working off that big pot belly.
[ ] Get your ego boost instead by helping out at a local hospital.
[ ] Consider another hobby that does not require contact with other humans such as wood burning, breeding flowers, painting or mortuary science.
Thanks for your submission.
You have [ ] passed [ ] passed with honors [ ] failed.
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Thank you for your troll. Your troll has been evaluated by our panel of experts. Here are the results of our tests.
We found that your troll was...
[ ] Incomprehensible
[ ] Offensive
[x] Just plain stupid
[x] Without merit
[ ] Grammatically incorrect
[x] Laced with spelling and punctuation errors
[ ] Laden with circular reasoning
[ ] Laced with misunderstandings of basic scientific principles
[x] Somewhat too revealing of your minimal mental abilities
[x] Too similar to other trolls submitted by candidates in the past.
You could improve your troll considerably by...
[x] Including a few actual facts.
[x] Taking remedial English lessons
[ ] Mentioning that you are a professional.
[x] Stating more falsehoods as facts than you already have.
[x] Swearing more.
[x] Including more colorful personal insults.
[ ] Using the phrases "you people" or "those people" more.
[ ] Modifying your insults to cover larger groups of people at once.
[x] Ranting incoherently.
[ ] Using religious or racial slurs.
[ ] Using the words "junk", "crap", "garbage", "toy", "flimsy" and "Professional" more frequently.
[ ] Using childish taunts.
[ ] Including fake laughter such as "ha ha ha" or "har de har de har".
[ ] Focusing on just one outrageous topic will give your troll more punch.
[ ] Ignoring any facts, and using more absolutes in your troll.
[x] Using all capital letters.
[ ] Focusing more on those areas in which "your" political party is better than "their" political party.
[x] Exaggerate more, you need not be limited by facts.
Please get a...
[x] life
[x] grip
[x] job
[x] clue
[x] book on basic conservatism
[x] note from your mom
[x] real political view
You should...
[ ] Have someone who can read review your postings.
[ ] Save your postings out and think later if you really want to send them.
[x] Take your meds.
[x] Not have "one for the road" next time.
[x] Stay in school.
[ ] Think about other people's feelings before you post.
[ ] Get your ego boost some other way.
[ ] Realize that by trolling a group you hurt everyone, not just the people you are mad at.
Suggested other activities besides trolling.
[ ] Posting something constructive.
[ ] Helping someone else.
[ ] Spending some time with your family instead of on the Internet.
[ ] Working off that big pot belly.
[ ] Get your ego boost instead by helping out at a local hospital.
[x] Consider another hobby that does not require contact with other humans such as xxxxxxxxxxxxxbasket weaving (as someone as mentally challenged as you cannot be trusted with hot or sharp tools), breeding flowers (remember - that means breeding one plant to another, not you breeding to a plant), painting or xxxxxxxxxxxx suicide (still death-related, but less likely that you would be able to molest the HONORABLE dead).
Thanks for your submission.
You have [ ] passed [ ] passed with honors [x] failed.
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