"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I have signed legislation that will outlaw Khartoum forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."
"Take off and nuke Khartoum from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
"President Lt. Gen. Umar Hassan Ahmad al-Bashir, you're a bad man. And what do we do to bad men? We punish them. Umar, you're about to enter...the Dubya Zone."
(Bush keys radio)
"Comin' in hot with a side of bacon!"