[Shermy]

Another hamster saved.

[Kenny Bunk]

What none of you has apparently realized is that this the very selfsame hamster that was saved by John Kerry, as related at the convention by one of his family members.

More important, I and many of my fellow PETA members were so swayed by the compassion demonstrated by the angular Irish fellow from Boston, that we raised over $60 at our meeting last night and contributed it to the campaign.

I am definitely voting for him. He really cares. Oh, one more thing, which one of you right wing fanatics put the "NUKE the WHALES" bumper-sticker on my Prius? Not funny!