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To: quidnunc
Seven Questions for Serious People, Inspired by Fahrenheit 9/11

Question #1: Why hasn't Michael Moore exploded yet?

Question #2: When he finally explodes, what will the yield be?

Question #3: At what yield would he be considered a weapon of fat-ass destruction?

Question #4: If a moron whines in the woods with no one around to hear, would he still sound stupid?

Question #5: Who smells worse, Michael Moore or the French?

Question #6: What kind of Howard Dean like scream will Michael Moore emit after Bush wins on November 2nd?

Question #7: Why didn't Greenpeace push Michael Moore back in the water the first time he beached his fat ass?

14 posted on 08/01/2004 12:17:23 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Cry......and let slip the dogs of whine.)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

bump


15 posted on 08/01/2004 12:23:17 AM PDT by He Rides A White Horse (Unite)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

I like your questions better! :-)


16 posted on 08/01/2004 12:30:13 AM PDT by nopardons
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To: Toddsterpatriot
Why hasn't Michael Moore exploded yet?

The French haven't given permission.

When he finally explodes, what will the yield be?

Whatever is left in the bowels after a month long diet of fast food burgers and fries.

At what yield would he be considered a weapon of fat-ass destruction?

He already looks like he's at critical mass.

If a moron whines in the woods with no one around to hear, would he still sound stupid?

He'll sound like Michael Moore.

Who smells worse, Michael Moore or the French?

Living or dead?

What kind of Howard Dean like scream will Michael Moore emit after Bush wins on November 2nd?

....one that is cut off abruptly, I hope.

Why didn't Greenpeace push Michael Moore back in the water the first time he beached his fat ass?

They didn't have a large enough ship?

17 posted on 08/01/2004 12:31:17 AM PDT by He Rides A White Horse (Unite)
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