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John Kerry: The Arnold Rimmer Candidate
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| August 3, 2004
| Ivan Groznii & Peri
Posted on 08/03/2004 7:56:54 AM PDT by MadIvan
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posted on
08/03/2004 7:56:54 AM PDT
by
MadIvan
To: EggsAckley; dinasour; AngloSaxon; Dont Mention the War; KangarooJacqui; Happygal; lainde; ...
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posted on
08/03/2004 7:57:23 AM PDT
by
MadIvan
(Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. - http://www.rightgoths.com/)
To: MadIvan
If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer
http://reddwarf.myrealm.co.uk/reddwarf1.htm to hear the tune. It's catchy, warning!
Thanks, Ivan. My hubby and I are huge fans of Red Dwarf.
To: MadIvan
In a day of gay activism, that title appeared very rauchy.
To: MadIvan
AT least Rimmer has an excuse for being insipid ... he's a farging HOLOGRAM!
What's Lurch's excuse?
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:05:22 AM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(Spirit of '76 bttt!)
To: MadIvan
That's Arnold Judas Rimmer, SSC.
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:06:58 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
To: headsonpikes
Rimmer has an excuse for being insipid ... he's a farging HOLOGRAM! He was a smeghead long before he was a hologram.
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:07:31 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
To: agrarianlady
Thanks, Ivan. My hubby and I are huge fans of Red Dwarf.
So are Ivan and I (we co-authored the article, under our "other" pen-names.) Cheers for the link to the song!
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:07:31 AM PDT
by
KangarooJacqui
(http://www.RightGoths.com/ - Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. Wear black and be proud!)
To: MadIvan
We love Red Dwarf!!!
I'm sending the link to my husband.
He'll get a kick out of it.
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:07:36 AM PDT
by
dawn53
To: MadIvan
I defy any FReeper here to tell these two smegheads apart. :)
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:23:44 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: KangarooJacqui
Rimmer For President - Put the H back in hope!
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:25:27 AM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(Spirit of '76 bttt!)
To: KangarooJacqui
So when is the "Kerry is a Smeghead" button/t-shirt coming out ? ? ? (evil grin)
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:28:24 AM PDT
by
Salgak
(don't mind me: the orbital mind control lasers are making me write this. . .)
To: MadIvan; bjcintennessee; PhilDragoo; Kitty Mittens; Nita Nupress; NonValueAdded; nothingnew; ...
Kerry, has a unique insensitivity to how he is perceived by others. Rimmer was totally unaware of the boredom and discomfort he created in his crewmatesMy, my............ the actual truth of John-Jaquestrap Effin Shove It S.O.B Teresa Winthrop Simoes-Ferreira Al Qerry-Heinz III.
Kerry will go down in history as just another self-absorbed, delusional a**hole............. here's hoping no one feels sorry for him after he kills himself after his election demise. He's just a worthless, fraudulent pretender (not to be redundant!)....... and a pretty crappy film maker, if those lame Vietnam re-enactments are any clue!!!!
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:29:52 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Free Martha Mitchell......... and Jail Teraaaaaayza)
To: All
I am no military buff so I am very curious on Mr. Kerry's medals. Here is my question, is it common for some one to get so many medals in such a short time? and to have full function of every limb? When Kerry got back to America from Vietnam he was not even limping or bandaged, is this possible?
To: MadIvan
Yes, yes, yes! Great minds think alike, I thought of Arnold too and so did my wife! We love Red Dwarf!
If I thought people would get it, I would put up a $ foot by eight foot yard sign reading "Kerry=Rimmer" or "John Kerry is a smeghead."
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:51:03 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(Get in the fight today: Freepmail me to get on your state's KerryTrack Ping list!)
To: Salgak
So when is the "Kerry is a Smeghead" button/t-shirt coming out ? ? ? (evil grin)
You're a marketing genius! Look out for it soon, at the website listed above... *evil grin*
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:51:03 AM PDT
by
KangarooJacqui
(http://www.RightGoths.com/ - Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. Wear black and be proud!)
To: Always Right
In a day of gay activism, that title appeared very raunchy.
Given what's already been implied about the erm... proclivities of Kerry and running-mate Edwards ("the ambiguously gay duo" etc.), the title appears even more so. Believe me, that pun was not intentional at time of writing.
*ambiguous grin*
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posted on
08/03/2004 8:54:44 AM PDT
by
KangarooJacqui
(http://www.RightGoths.com/ - Gothic. Freaky. Conservative. Wear black and be proud!)
To: MadIvan
Schmeging Kerry is a schmeghead?
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posted on
08/03/2004 9:07:59 AM PDT
by
fella
To: MadIvan
You know the terms The Red Dwarf and "Rimmer" just works is sooooooo many ways for Kerry.... by the way does the term "a Rimmer" carry the same meaning in the UK as it does in the US?
To: Always Right
"In a day of gay activism, that title appeared very rauchy."
I thought it might be about what Kerry planned to do to win California.. :)
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posted on
08/03/2004 9:14:23 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
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