[babaloo]

The local news in DSM just aired a Club for Growth commercial that depicted Kerry's head as a weather vane. It was spinning as the narrator talked about Kerry's stands on various issues. Very clever. It ends up with a comment about him going whichever way the wind blows.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I wish I was in a battleground state. Yall get all the good commercials.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Here is the story board for a Kerry Commercial I want to see.

Kerry 2004



I want to be the President,
Though all know I can’t lead.
I really want the power though,
It’s really what I need.



I’ll lie and cheat and fabricate,
I’ll flip and flop for sure.
The left’s so dumb they’ll vote for me,
For stupid, there’s no cure.



George Bush lied, I’ll chant and sing,
Though I know it’s not true.
I love America I’ll say,
Another lie for you.



I’ll back the UN’s global push,
No sovereignty for us.
The world rides free at our expense,
We’ll even buy the bus.



Let terror rain down on this land,
We really are to blame.
Oh yes, I fought in Viet Nam,
Four months, then home I came.



Three Purple Hearts for paper cuts,
Like some rite of passage.
You bet my name’s John Kerry,
And I approve this message.



Conspiracy Guy 7/30/2004