[Bacon Man]

The paper is seeking an apology, an explanation of the discrepancy and compensatory damages of one dollar.

One dollar? They don't seem terribly upset about it.

Perhaps the paper is owned by these guys?

[pacelvi]

How can you judge you their outrage simply by the amount of currency they are seeking? Is it your contention that one's feeling about a certain issue can only be measured by the amount of money one demands in compensation?

[crusty codger]

I know the actor's but cannot remember the movie!