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To: Billie; Happy2BMe
hehe!


Off The Internet:

A teacher in a small Massachusetts town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan." The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!" The teacher is kind of angry, because this IS Massachusetts, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."



17 posted on 08/04/2004 1:30:51 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP; Billie; sweetliberty
This pic on drudge now (meek, you just gotta do something with this pic):

with the caption: LEND ME YOUR EARS

20 posted on 08/04/2004 3:37:37 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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To: MeekOneGOP; Grampa Dave; weegee; FL_engineer; devolve; potlatch; PhilDragoo; Geist Krieger; ...
The teacher is kind of angry, because this IS Massachusetts, so she asks, "What if your mom was a . . and your dad was an . ., what would that make you?"

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Good gawd man! - don't you ever warn anybody!!?

(Some of us do eat and drink while we read this stuff - I ALMOST CHOCKED!)

Grampdave - others - ping on #17 with a BUST-A-GUT warning in front of it . .

:~)

27 posted on 08/04/2004 5:28:15 PM PDT by Happy2BMe (JOHN KERRY is as much like the WORKING MAN as WHOOPIE GOLDBERG is to GEORGE W. BUSH! - Vote BUSH!)
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