According to the witness, Licorice was "breathing normally" when Kerry pounced on the hamster and administered "unnecessarily forceful CPR" in an over-the-top bid to appear heroic, breaking several of the hamster's ribs and puncturing its left lung.
Yikes! Just when I think that the clown stories can't get any more stupid...
2 posted on 08/05/2004 7:28:11 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne
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