I hope it is not what I think it is... Somebody is going to be embarassed...
ROFLMAO!!! Get your mind out of the gutter!
Well, with that shape it can't be a cheese wheel, and it's the wrong time of the year for fruit cake.
Lol.
Long cylindrical object. Check
Batteries and wires. Check
:-)
Izzat you, Derek Smalls?