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It's Never a Lie When Your Wife Tells It
Weekly Standard ^ | Larry Miller

Posted on 08/07/2004 5:51:17 AM PDT by Hillary's Folly

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To: Lazamataz; Rebelbase; humblegunner
You have a tiny dog.

Had. See my tagline.

Baddest 4 pounder in the world.



He killed a grizzly bear last year!!!

61 posted on 08/07/2004 8:28:03 AM PDT by Eaker (R.I.P Phudd 28-Jun-04)
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To: Eaker

Ah..My condolences. I bet he was a great friend and had the heart of a lion.


62 posted on 08/07/2004 8:30:23 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Bush is Hell on liberals and terrorists.)
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To: TexasCowboy

"I don't drive in the rain anymore"

**SNORT!**


63 posted on 08/07/2004 8:31:16 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Bush is Hell on liberals and terrorists.)
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To: TexasCowboy
I don't drive in the rain anymore. It's too expensive - emotionally, physically and financially.

I drove briefly in a thunderstorm once. Both me and my passenger were severely injured.

64 posted on 08/07/2004 8:38:11 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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To: Eaker

I miss my little Thor dog. He was 11 lbs of DANGER.


65 posted on 08/07/2004 8:38:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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To: Rebelbase

Thanks and yep!


66 posted on 08/07/2004 8:38:56 AM PDT by Eaker (R.I.P Phudd 28-Jun-04)
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To: Hillary's Folly

BECAUSE NOBODY HAS THE GUTS TO TELL HER HOW RIDICULOUS SHE LOOKS. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. I mean, isn't that what spouses and friends do for each other. If I'm about to walk out the door and I don't realize I look stupid, I do think it's my husband's responsibility to set me straight. I might get my back up for a few minutes (that's just our natural defense mechanisms kicking in), but in the long run, I'm glad he told me. I do the same for him. My very best friend in the world used to weart his lip liner that made her look ridiculous. I guess when she looked in the mirror, she thought it looked good. But it didn't. Was I a "good" friend for letting her go out in the world and have people snicker at her. NO. But it took me longer than I would have liked to tell her that the lip liner has to go. Was she mad? I don't know, I don't care. Friends don't let friends leave the house looking RIDICULOUS!


67 posted on 08/07/2004 8:40:16 AM PDT by Hildy ( If you don't stand up for what's RIGHT, you'll settle for what's LEFT.)
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To: Eaker
Had. See my tagline.

MISSED THAT! I'm soooo sorry!!! I know how much I miss my little Thor baby, and he's still alive!!!

Minipins are the best. When it is time, get another.

68 posted on 08/07/2004 8:41:03 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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To: B4Ranch; TexasCowboy; TheMom
It wasn't Remingtons fault when the rifle exploded?

No, I don't think so as all evidence points to a scheme between TC and my wife, TheMom.

They have been trying to kill me for years!!

69 posted on 08/07/2004 8:42:39 AM PDT by Eaker (R.I.P Phudd 28-Jun-04)
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To: Lazamataz

"I'm lookin' for a girl with natural blond....... um..... eyebrows."

You're in for a long, long search. Could be a fun one, though.


70 posted on 08/07/2004 8:47:46 AM PDT by poindexter
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To: Eaker; Hillary's Folly; Happy2BMe; devolve; potlatch; yall
LOL! What a hoot!

71 posted on 08/07/2004 9:12:33 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: sd-joe; Quilla
Pictures please.

Just helping you out here,Quilla. *grin*

72 posted on 08/07/2004 9:21:48 AM PDT by Charles H. (The_r0nin) (Husbands are NOT nature's speedbumps!)
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To: Mercat

LOL! I have green pedicured toes. but what in the world? bout the eyebrows? I dont think im even going to ask my stylist about that one.


73 posted on 08/07/2004 9:27:47 AM PDT by suzyq5558 (Sayyyyyy....isnt disingenuous dissembler just a fancy way of saying your a LIAR???)
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To: Charles H. (The_r0nin); All

He's home and I swear I never touched it! It was the cross and it is beautiful. I can't believe it as I never mentioned it to him, just asked our jeweler to show it to me on one occasion about a month ago. Now we're off to a gun shop so he can select his gift. Y'all have a wonderful day.

p.s. Saran wrap makes one sweat profusely. ;-)


74 posted on 08/07/2004 9:30:54 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: Hillary's Folly

Too bad he isn't funny.


75 posted on 08/07/2004 9:33:50 AM PDT by Old Professer (A faint light is often made brilliant by the darkness.)
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To: Lazamataz
"I drove briefly in a thunderstorm once."

Well, I'm a graduate of USL - University of Slow Learners.

76 posted on 08/07/2004 9:39:26 AM PDT by TexasCowboy (COB1)
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To: Eaker; TheMom
"They have been trying to kill me for years!!"

Tom, that's a bald faced lie!

The million dollar insurance policy has only been in effect for eleven months!

77 posted on 08/07/2004 9:49:47 AM PDT by TexasCowboy (COB1)
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To: baseballmom
the eyebrows are the picture frames of our eyes

The brow also performs the service of channeling sweat away from the eyes.

If these women can live without theirs, they don't ever do much hard work.

78 posted on 08/07/2004 9:57:42 AM PDT by Freebird Forever (islam IS a terrorist support network)
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To: Charles H. (The_r0nin)

Thanks. I needed that. :-)


79 posted on 08/07/2004 10:19:04 AM PDT by sd-joe (Bush has power, while Kerry has only ambition)
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To: Xenalyte; Lazamataz; Hap
Yo Bacon . . . remember Larry's bit about skiing and the mountain goat?

Skiing yes, mountain goat, no don't remember the mountain goat. I caught the tail end of his HBO special a few months ago at three or four in the morning. Got the Tivo on the lookout for it's next showing.

80 posted on 08/07/2004 2:27:46 PM PDT by Bacon Man (Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.)
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