Try turning your monitor on its side.
NO!
Don't tell him that.
All the pixies will jumble up and he'll have to unplug his monitor for at least 24 hrs to settle them.
THEN he'll have to scandisc and defrag to put 'em all in order.
Look, nuconvert ... all of us are well meaning, but serie-ally ... there's really only ONE solution to your problem ...