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To: E Rocc
I was on a USair flight from Pittsburgh to Seattle where the massively obese Air Marshal wore only a pair of fish-net speedos and a sailor hat. He had his shield pinned through his right nipple and he would squint at you peevishly over the top of his circa '70s Rayban sunglasses.

Everyone moved smartly and cautiously about the cabin, believe me.
21 posted on 08/09/2004 12:42:06 PM PDT by Asclepius (protectionists would outsource our dignity and prosperity in return for illusory job security)
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To: Asclepius

You trying to blow my cover?


30 posted on 08/09/2004 12:51:27 PM PDT by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Asclepius

Good lord!  Now I must resort to cleansing that image from my brain...

38 posted on 08/09/2004 1:03:37 PM PDT by Damocles (sword of...)
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To: Asclepius; Petronski
I was on a USair flight from Pittsburgh to Seattle where the massively obese Air Marshal wore only a pair of fish-net speedos and a sailor hat. He had his shield pinned through his right nipple and he would squint at you peevishly over the top of his circa '70s Rayban sunglasses. Everyone moved smartly and cautiously about the cabin, believe me.

I made it work...didn't I? Petronski was the skinny guy.

At least I was able to take the latex appliances off....

Petronski couldn't....that's why he's always cranky.

59 posted on 08/09/2004 5:51:41 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Simple physics: Heat sand hot enough...it becomes Glass!)
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