[Bob J]

I like this one;

"In a forest surrounded by deep underbrush, Kerry can shoot a deer at 100 yards, but claims decorated military heroes can't see his boat on open water from less than 50."

[Syncro]

Excellent brainstorming.

You mean, when Kerry crawls on his stomach with his shotgun, he can't see the deer 50 yards away?

"In a forest surrounded by deep underbrush, Kerry can shoot a deer at 100 yards, but claims decorated military heroes can't see his boat on open water from less than 50."