"You can't park here"
"You can't tell ME, the great liberal Wallace, what to do!"
"You can't park here"
"I'm the Great Wallace!! Didn't you HEAR ME? Don't you know who I am?"
*Officers write ticket*
"You can't park here"
*Mr. Wallace lunges at officers*
*Officers arrest Mr. Wallace*
"Help, help, I'm being victimized!!"
"My poor friend Mr. Wallacth was thimply getting into his car in front of my fine establishment when the nazi republican cops attacth him! I almost broke a nail"
Memo to Mr. Wallace:
Hit policeman, bad. Occasionally fatal.
more like the great Cornholio