"Kerry mentioned that he was involved in peace talks in Paris."
Come to think of it, wasn't Kerry responsible for the invention of penicillin, which he did right after he parted the Red Sea? How long before he announces that he was 'Deep Throat'? Somebody's going to have to throw a net over this boy.
Looks like Kerry did for the UN talks on Iraq what he did for the Viet Nam talks. Sabotaged them!
"Come to think of it, wasn't Kerry responsible for the invention of penicillin, which he did right after he parted the Red Sea? How long before he announces that he was 'Deep Throat'? Somebody's going to have to throw a net over this boy."
You forgot to mention his invention of the internet! No...wait...that was Al! No...it was Kerry! He just wanted Al to get the credit because it meant so much to him.
I think I heard that Kerry invented Gore.