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To: Unknown Freeper

What do you call a limbless man who gets thrown in a pool?
Bob.

What do you call a limbless man on your porch?
Matt.

What do you call a limbless man who hangs on a wall?
Art.

What do you call a limbless woman who isn't allowed on an airplane?
Sue.

20 posted on 08/13/2004 9:35:24 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)

To: dead

What do you call an armless, etc, guy who can water ski?

Skip.

What do you call an armless, etc, guy who can play the piano?

Tricky Dick.

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week....wait, today's Friday!

23 posted on 08/13/2004 9:45:38 PM PDT by Othniel (Democrats are like roaches: Shine the Light on them, and they scatter for the darkness.)

To: dead

What do you call a limbless man in your garden?
Leif

What do you call a limbless man in a windy garden?
Russell

31 posted on 08/13/2004 9:59:52 PM PDT by Gman

To: dead

What do you call a limbless woman who gets a lower airfare?

Adele "Half" Price.

46 posted on 08/13/2004 10:26:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (It's a joke! Seriously, I have sympathy for the poor woman.)

To: dead

What do you call a limbless woman who isn't allowed on an airplane?
Sue.

Applause applause!

83 posted on 08/14/2004 11:55:49 AM PDT by Atlas Sneezed (Your Friendly Freeper Patent Attorney)

To: dead

"We've got three feet for your two legs!"

84 posted on 08/14/2004 11:57:59 AM PDT by Atlas Sneezed (Your Friendly Freeper Patent Attorney)

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