The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk
- Patrick Murray
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the other 1 percent a bad name.
What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute?
A: Who cares?
How many lawyer jokes are there?
A:Only three. The rest are true stories.