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"Shove It" - An Ode to John Kerry
Night Hides Not | 8/15/04 | Night Hides Not

Posted on 08/15/2004 12:54:16 AM PDT by Night Hides Not

“Shove It” An Ode to John Kerry, to the tune of 'Beat It'

(First Verse)
Your have the initials of the first JFK,
But he didn’t need a butler for his PBJ,
TerRAYzuh really nails it, and her words are really clear,
So shove it, just shove it

(Second Verse)
You had to run, you flip flop like no one else can,
You said you shed your blood over in Vietnam,
But what about the Senate, you never did squat,
So shove it, just shove it

(Chorus)
Just shove it, shove it, shove it,
Dubya's gonna really beat you,
Raising my taxes you feel is your right
Osama Bin Laden knows you won't fight
Just shove it, shove it, shove it, shove it,
Just Shove it, shove it, shove it, shove it.

(Third Verse)
When it’s over, and your dreams are in the can
You'll know you're just a gigolo man
When you meet St. Peter you won’t get a pass
‘Cause your stance on abortion is nothing but gas
So shove it, just shove it

Repeat chorus


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: johnkerry; shoveit
I've been playing around with this for the past hour. Any ideas from lyrically inclined Freepers out there?
1 posted on 08/15/2004 12:54:16 AM PDT by Night Hides Not
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To: Night Hides Not

LOL, very good!

I especially like "he didn't need a butler for his PBJ".

Shove it = Beat it, very good. Almost Weird AL good!


2 posted on 08/15/2004 1:46:06 AM PDT by jocon307
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To: Night Hides Not

Your sticky lie
Connects with syncophants
You'll be elected
when you run in france
You're so full of s***
you're gonna soil your pants..
Chorus
Gonna take plenty
of the media spin
Just to pass yourself
through the porcelin.
In the end what's still sitting
but the liberal sin?
So shoveit
Just shoveit...


3 posted on 08/15/2004 1:54:08 AM PDT by noodler
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To: noodler

Very nice, indeed. This could turn into a long song!


4 posted on 08/15/2004 8:15:06 AM PDT by Night Hides Not
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

ping


5 posted on 08/15/2004 11:20:31 AM PDT by JockoManning
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To: Night Hides Not; Alberta's Child

ping - thanks again for your notification.


6 posted on 08/16/2004 11:29:07 AM PDT by Night Hides Not
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To: Night Hides Not

bttt


7 posted on 08/16/2004 11:30:10 AM PDT by Christian4Bush (I approve this message: character and integrity matter. Bush/Cheney '04)
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