Never, never let me find out that what you just stated is false. You rock, dude. I don't know that anyone on FR will ever be able to unseat you as the coolest FR on Earth.
As for Sayles, he is just a sad pathetic person who is constantly trying to measure up to his more famous brother Soupy.
I swear it's a hundred percent true story. Somewhere around here, I have pictures from the event, but it would take me quite some time to find them right now. There in one of many boxes in my garage. I'll dig them out and post them one day.