Heat spike warned for L.A.

Los Angeles Daily News ^ | 08-17-2004 | Harrison Sheppard

[John Lenin]

The liberals have a new chicken little, the weather, anytime we get some bad weather liberals will blame it on global warming. If it's 50 below zero, it's due to global warming, hurricanes, global warming, heat wave, global warming ...

[Calamari]

Other things to worry about:
Asteroid Impact
Same Sex Marriage
Massive gamma ray burst from an outside the solar system event
BSE nvCJD
SARS
Smallpox
Ebola
Flu- human, bird, swine, duck, chicken
Salmonella
Carbs
Fat
Protein
Terrorists
Anthrax
Earthquakes
Volcanoes
Too little ozone
Too much ozone
Global warming
Global cooling
Global Warming Chaos
Pesticides
Deer ticks
Nerve gas
Dirty bombs
Haliburton
SUVs
Guns
Acid rain
Too much Rain
Too little Rain
Nuclear power
Non-nuclear power
Nuclear war
Conventional war
Wind Turbines shredding endangered birds
Obesity
Starvation
BCS
The Yankees with A’Rod
NCAA Basketball Tournament Selections
Pit bulls
Rottweilers
German Shepherds
Huskies
Alaskan Malamutes
Doberman Pinschers
Chow Chows
Great Danes
St. Bernards
Akitas
green ketchup
MRSA
(Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus)
PET SPIDERS
Yard Sale Congestion
Red King Crabs
Shadow people
Cattle mutilations
Junk Science
So much to worry about...