[My2Cents]

Scene: John Kerry, in class the first day of first grade. The teacher asks him, in turn, what he did on his summer vacation.

Little Johnny Forbes Kerry: "First, my parents took me to the moon, where we visited all the Moon People; and they elected me Emperor!...Then we came home and built a submarine, and discovered ATLANTIS!...And then we visited Santa Claus at the NORTH POLE and he let me ride in his sleigh..."

[R. Scott]

Yep!