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To: Cincinatus' Wife

I am sure he had a good excuse for not showing up for work...he had to perfect his skiing and wind surfing.


3 posted on 08/18/2004 7:14:39 AM PDT by Voltage
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To: Voltage

Don't forget his hair. It's very, very important.


9 posted on 08/18/2004 7:19:26 AM PDT by auboy (MSM's creed: see no truth, hear no truth, speak no truth.)
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To: Voltage
I am sure he had a good excuse for not showing up for work...

He did. Here it is:

I had no good excuse for not showing up for work before I had a good excuse for not showing up for work.

10 posted on 08/18/2004 7:20:51 AM PDT by hflynn
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"Intelligence meetings?!?! Awww dude, intelligence meetings are for fffaaawwwwwwwwggggsss!"


14 posted on 08/18/2004 7:24:24 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Voltage

You assume that he even wants the responibility that goes with public office. He just wants the title, as a trophy, as proof of his importance, not to help run and support the USA. It is all about John SKerry.


32 posted on 08/18/2004 7:48:48 AM PDT by tiki
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To: Voltage

I am sure he had a good excuse for not showing up for work...he had to perfect his skiing and wind surfing.""

NNAAAAAA- You got it all wrong.

It takes alot of time in every 24 hour day to find just the right mega rich / mega zoned out widow, dontcha know??? The honing of skills at wind surfing, etc, and just window dressing.

But then his biggest skill is flip-flopping and telling fairy tales (like the Grimm Brothers) both of which if they were Olympic sports, he would sweep the Gold medals.


60 posted on 08/18/2004 8:49:46 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (ridesthemiles)
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To: Voltage

I am sure he had a good excuse for not showing up for work...he had to perfect his skiing and wind surfing.""

NNAAAAAA- You got it all wrong.

It takes alot of time in every 24 hour day to find just the right mega rich / mega zoned out widow, dontcha know??? The honing of skills at wind surfing, etc, are just window dressing.

But then his biggest skill is flip-flopping and telling fairy tales (like the Grimm Brothers) both of which if they were Olympic sports, he would sweep the Gold medals.


61 posted on 08/18/2004 8:50:08 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (ridesthemiles)
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Yeah, I've just been too dang busy to attend intelligence committee meetings...


73 posted on 08/18/2004 10:27:17 AM PDT by flashbunny (Kerry helped move jobs to china - http://www.flashbunny.org/commentary/kerryoutsourced.html)
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