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Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground
CNN (Reuters) ^ | 19 August 2004 | Reuters

Posted on 08/19/2004 8:45:37 AM PDT by Egon

SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 kilometers) northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

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KEYWORDS: bear; beer; drunkenstupor; underageddrinking
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Apparently, the drinking age doesn't apply to bears...
1 posted on 08/19/2004 8:45:39 AM PDT by Egon
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To: Egon

Billy Carter is still around?


2 posted on 08/19/2004 8:47:13 AM PDT by Dr Snide (vis pacem, para bellum - Prepare for war if you want peace)
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To: Egon

What this excerpt doesn't point out is the fact that the bear tried one other beer (Budweiser, I think), but preferred Rainier Beer. 36 cans of it.


3 posted on 08/19/2004 8:47:43 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Egon

Why do I see a new RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER commercial being born?


4 posted on 08/19/2004 8:47:51 AM PDT by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: Egon

Off the subject, but I just went into my kitchen pantry today and discovered that a mouse had been eating my protein powder.

I suspect he is the most muscular mouse in town by seeing how much he ate over the last couple of months.


5 posted on 08/19/2004 8:48:29 AM PDT by harrycarey
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To: Izzy Dunne

Bear tried 2 cans of BUsch, then RAN from the Mountains. LOL


6 posted on 08/19/2004 8:48:53 AM PDT by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: harrycarey

IF he starts Benching the traps - RUN!


7 posted on 08/19/2004 8:50:18 AM PDT by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: harrycarey
I suspect he is the most muscular mouse in town...

There's going to be some pretty embarrassed local cats...

8 posted on 08/19/2004 8:51:20 AM PDT by Egon (Kerry in 1970: Don't suppose he voted FOR assasinating our leaders, before voting against it...)
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To: Egon

Reminds me of a series of incidents in Iowa following a train derailment of cars carrying feed corn. A number of months following that accident, there was a rash of bears showing up drunk.

Turns out the conditions were just right for the corn (which was left in a pile at the accident site) to ferment into a quasi-whiskey. The bears were coming for miles around to lap up the hooch and were getting pounded out of their skulls.

Shortly after the forestry service figured out what was going on, a few bulldozers were brought in and covered the whole mess with limestone and plowed it under.


9 posted on 08/19/2004 8:51:44 AM PDT by Prime Choice (I remember when John Kerry last lied to us. It is seared into my mind.)
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To: commish

10 posted on 08/19/2004 8:52:14 AM PDT by harrycarey
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To: Egon

see #10


11 posted on 08/19/2004 8:53:06 AM PDT by harrycarey
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To: Izzy Dunne
What this excerpt doesn't point out is the fact that the bear tried one other beer (Budweiser, I think), but preferred Rainier Beer. 36 cans of it.

Short article, wasn't how much of the article I could get away with excerpting.

I, myself, prefer Leinenkugel's.

12 posted on 08/19/2004 8:54:34 AM PDT by Egon (Kerry in 1970: Don't suppose he voted FOR assasinating our leaders, before voting against it...)
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To: Egon
They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.

Doughnuts and beer: Breakfast of Champions.

13 posted on 08/19/2004 8:54:46 AM PDT by rudypoot
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To: Dr Snide

Does a bear piss in the woods?


14 posted on 08/19/2004 8:56:22 AM PDT by KevinB
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To: Egon

I think Jimmy Buffet (God's own Drunk, and a fearless man)
knows about Mr. Bear.


15 posted on 08/19/2004 8:57:43 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan
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To: Egon

A Teddy (Kennedy) Bear?


16 posted on 08/19/2004 8:58:10 AM PDT by inkling
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To: Prime Choice

Sounds like an urban legend to me. Corn doesn't/won't ferment. Whiskey has to be distilled from corn.


17 posted on 08/19/2004 8:59:51 AM PDT by Melas
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Sounds like an urban legend to me. Corn doesn't/won't ferment. Whiskey has to be distilled from corn.

You could be right. I heard that story back in the '70s. Never bothered to look up whether it was confirmed.

18 posted on 08/19/2004 9:01:12 AM PDT by Prime Choice (I remember when John Kerry last lied to us. It is seared into my mind.)
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To: Eaker; Allegra; TheMom; humblegunner; Flyer; pax_et_bonum
If this had been my family's campground, the bear wouldn't have been able to round up 36 undrunk beers.
19 posted on 08/19/2004 9:02:34 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Swarm of cheerleaders attacks, Darksheare pronounced ecstatic at local hospital. Film at 11.)
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To: Xenalyte
If this had been my family's campground, the bear wouldn't have been able to round up 36 undrunk beers.

Upstart bears who steal my beers are likely to get shot between the ears.

20 posted on 08/19/2004 9:09:03 AM PDT by humblegunner
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