HAHA! The news is OUT! Eurotard males in Germany are peeing SITTING DOWN! Bush was right, they DO squat when the pee! LOL!
1 posted on
08/19/2004 8:54:06 AM PDT by
gunnygail
To: gunnygail
2 posted on
08/19/2004 8:59:11 AM PDT by
MP5
(The memory is seared in my mind, seared I tell ya, burned in, never forget it..yep Cambodia..)
To: gunnygail
The squatters rights movement has invaded Germany...
3 posted on
08/19/2004 9:00:56 AM PDT by
ISonnet
(Annoy the French, Reelect Pres. Bush!)
To: gunnygail
Sometimes I sit and think...
5 posted on
08/19/2004 9:01:13 AM PDT by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: gunnygail
From the article:
"Their prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American drawl: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."No problem at our house. We have a cat that loves to drink from the bowl, a habit which is revolting to both of us, thus the lid stays down.
8 posted on
08/19/2004 9:03:53 AM PDT by
Aracelis
To: gunnygail
Where I come from, accusing some fellow of squatting to pee is "fighting words".
9 posted on
08/19/2004 9:04:22 AM PDT by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: gunnygail
It takes just as much energy to LOWER the seat as it does to RAISE it.
However, if you aren't cleaning up your own mess, that's got nothing to do with sitting or standing, that's just called BEING A FREAKIN' SLOB.
13 posted on
08/19/2004 9:23:49 AM PDT by
Ro_Thunder
(Lt.Col. Myles Miyamasu -"These guys really make us work to kill them, but in the end, they're dead.")
To: gunnygail
"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder. Another has a voice similar to that of his predecessor, Helmut Kohl. Why not Hitler? Sounds like Fascism to me.
14 posted on
08/19/2004 9:31:38 AM PDT by
topcat54
To: gunnygail
If they can't stand up like men, they will squat down like women!
To: gunnygail
"So far 1.8 million WC ghosts have been sold in German supermarkets."
hmmm..... I suspect most of those purchased are already residing in a German landfill somewhere, and the rest are on the way. The German hausfrau buys the contraption, her husband smashes it immediately, upon returning from the local Biergarten. The life expectancy of a house fly. Good idea though. Many hausfraus will be tempted to buy them over and over again. Lots of repeat business.
19 posted on
08/19/2004 12:04:55 PM PDT by
monday
To: gunnygail
Here is a funny....
http://www.we-go-offroad.com/video/friendlyeuropeans.wmv
21 posted on
12/19/2004 5:57:52 PM PST by
jws3sticks
(Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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