Sam Kinison: The Original South Park Republican

RightWingNews ^ | August 20, 2004 | John Hawkins

[cjshapi]

Saw Ron on Blue Collar TV a few weeks ago and he had just gotten married again. He's workin that already, but if I were his wife all I could do was laugh.

[Wolfie]

"Give us our pot back, and we'll stop smoking crack". - Sam Kinison.

[TNCMAXQ]

"All these TV preachers say Jesus has been talking to them. Well I read the Bible. Says there that Jesus hasn't said anything to anybody for 2000 years! And the last thing he said to anybody was 'ahhh! Get these nails outta my hands!!'"

LOL funny!

[TheBigB]

"If you kill someone in Texas, we will kill you back." :)

[ekyjim]

Yup, just BOOM, right out of the box. His whole set was like that. Did the "feeding the hungry" that Tom D.'s post mentioned as well. I was hooked.

[ekyjim]

I saw Ron and Larry the Cable Guy together in Clearwater last February. Just about had to be carried out. I was hurting from laughing so hard.

If you want to talk about un-PC comedians, Larry is your guy. His first line was "I'm happy to be here. I'm happier than Jim Nabors with a wheelbarrow full of buttholes."

[ekyjim]

I liked his line about his wife not being much of a cook. He said that he gave his dog some of the food, and a little later, the dog was licking his butt. His wife asked what the dog was doing, and he said, "probably trying to get the taste out of his mouth".

[Honcho]

My favorite Sam K bit was the "Robo Pope":

Voice over voice talking really fast: " He's Robo-Pope. He loves God, he hates crime, HE'S COMING TO YOUR TOWN."

Robot voice: "You are in violation of John 3:16"


Funny stuff.

[Poohbah]

So true. I remember Andrew Dice Clay, in his prime. Now that guy could make me laugh!

"Hickory Dickory Dock..."

[radiohead]

I SHOULDA SHOT YOUR A** IN DA NANG WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!'"

Funny! His bit in Rodney Dangerfield's 'Back to School' as the former soldier, now history professor, explaining our involvment in SE Asia, is hysterical.

[cjshapi]

That was great. I love it when the 4 of them get together and just go off.

As Larry would say "I don't care who you are, that's funny!"

[GraniteStateConservative]

He was going to be the tour guide in Hell, remember?

[Chieftain]

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[GraniteStateConservative]

It was in the way he said "sand."

[ErnBatavia]

"You want poems? I got F&%#@ing poems!"

[itsamelman]

Sam was the best...

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[dfwgator]

No no, it's "You want 'pomes', I got some f'in 'pomes'"

[Yudan]

I was crying. CRYING, I tell ya. When he did that Larchmont Lockjaw, IV voice and the lip-quivering, feigned smile, I nearly peed myself laughing.

[Yudan]

No, I was drunk in a BAR. They THREW ME into pub-LICK.

[Delbert]

I miss SAM , He is one of my favorite comedians.