This man, HE was the classic standup comedian. Not too many of 'em can make me laugh...maybe Larry the Cable Guy...Get 'er Done!
My favorite Kinison schtick was when he [wearing that little dark blue beret and long coat] was telling about the love of his life--with violins in the background--and then he starts shouting how miserable she made him feel and that he wanted his record albums back [he kept repeating this line]...man, that was funny. R.I.P. Sam.
I think his perspective on recent events would be "refreshing" so to speak
Oh, dude...I got two words for ya - Ron White.
"In Texas, if you're found guilty of a Capital Offense for which there is physical evidence of your guilt and two credible eyewitnesses, you go to the front of the line. Some states are trying to abolish the death penalty. My home state's puttin' in an EXPRESS LANE."
"You lying whore . . . you used me . . . you never loved me . . . I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood! Die! Die! Die! I want my records back!"