Jimmy was busy, and had something important to do anyway.
Jimbo needed to line up a coupla dates for later---and some of his aides were using his Dial-a-Dick phone line.
I didn't know Buffet was homophobic...
"Govornor McGreevy, I have more bad news: The billionaire liberal Buffett doesn't want to be seen with you.
"But I do have some good news."
"What?" the gay governor asks, "Will Buffett help fund my living expenses after I leave office?"
"No," says the disgraced govornor's assistant, "I just saved hundreds by switching to GEICO."
Always liked Warren Buffett.