"Neither Mexico nor El Salvador shoot you when you try it."
This furthers your point y claro que ya lo sabes, but neither Mexico Nor ES, nor even Venezuela (yet, to my knowledge) CARE if you leave, and you can even use official crossings if you have a passport.
I have never understood the reason the US imposed the dry-land/wet-land stay/deport rule for cubans. Cubans are an ASSET to the united states. Americans don't realize how lucky they are that their immigrant labor in general is hispanic (i.e. christian/catholic at least nominally with minimal if any fundamentalist tendencies, similar culture and vocabulary (not language) to north americans, no history of suicide attacks that I know of and none of terrorism outside of a couple of places, etc.) Look at the mess Europe is in with THEIR expanded labor pool.
Maybe we could just have all the women in Medellin come to Miami?