I really hate to imagine the cloud of farticles around the guy.....
Think of all the hotdogs he had for lunch too
A friend of mine is a nurse practioner currently working in a "public health" clinic. The other day she had as a patient a morbidly obese woman with, shall we say, "hygeine issues". She informed the woman that she had to wash herself in certain spots to prevent such problems. The woman answered, "I can't reach there".
Moore's big enough that he probably has similar problems.